Witch Still Seeking Lulu

The Wicked Witch of We-Are-No-Longer-Sure-Where (not writing that again, so from here on we'll just refer to her as "The Wicked Witch," knowing full well the readers of this freaky blog probably know about her history of location switching.) It seems that wanted posters have been popping up around Walla Walla, and possibly other places, but we, as yet, do not have confirmation of that. This time she's offering a reward. It doesn't say what the reward is, which probably means she will reward you by only turning you into a tree frog and not a sea slug, so trying to claim it is inadvisable to the extreme. Obviously. The Witch is clearly getting desperate to find out Lulu's secret location, as she has not yet recovered her infamous racing broom since Lulu stole it while she was in Texas. Of course Lulu is wearing her Magical Witch-Repelling Ruby Bling ring in addition to some other protective charms that we won't name here to avoid hipping the Witch. Don't worry too much about Lulu, though. She's proven she can stand up to the Wicked Witch and she will continue to outwit her.

The West Texas Tumbleweed is also covering this story and has its own advice on dealing with this new turn of events, so you might want to check that out, too.

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