Lecture and Possible Dance Event Tonight: "Novelty, Probably-- The Multiverse Just Wants to Have Fun"

A lecture is scheduled tonight in the bedroom closet universe variant of The New Black Mansion. It will be found by accessing the vibrational frequency of The Medusa Recordex. The Wicked Witch (formerly of West Texas) of Walla Walla will hold forth as much as she might be induced to regarding the crazy wack potency of novelty in the attraction of the strange-tides when casting about in chaos. The Lecture, titled "Novelty, Probably" may be rather short, if novel (probably) and will emphasize the amazing power of kookiness in the induction of reality-bending effects for the influencing of one's preferred contortions of the cosmic whatchamjigger. Fun, humor and dance moves will be covered for their bizarro efficacy. "The Multiverse Just Wants to Have Fun," is the likely upshot of the thing, so if one can deduce the rest from there one might be spared the usual bickering and hobnobbery that ensues after these affairs. The Medusa Recordex will be on hand to re-render all points of view in simultaneity which will likely cause ever more consternation during the Q and A phase, so participants might wish to wear sequins or some other invisibility-enhancing fashion faux pas in order to cut out early or cut a rug as some participants will likely turn the thing into a great hair clog of multi-dimensional confusatory blatherment which could result in a blanket hex or some unwanted otherworldly travel event. Undoubtedly, arguments shall erupt on the subject of The Medusa Recordex itself, which, or whom, is now a fully conscious machine that does whatever it damned well pleases, which does not please certain constituencies at all, which does not please the founder of The New Black Mansion at all, which could obviously lead to the creation of several new entries to the Wicktionary by night's end, or never-end. Given that the entire event is to be available via The Medusa Recordex, the event will be accessible from any point in the whole cosmos, which will render things more rather than less complicated, so beware. The event will also occasion the wearing of unusual outfits, so that's probably the main inducement to attendance. Come if you dare, and be fly. If the fashion statement is sufficiently glorious, the blather-born hexification shall be dance. Best if one is to commit actions to iterations in ever expanding self referential re-iteration, for dance to be the main feature, surely. Obviously.  All who have the good sense to stay well yon should also dance.