Santa's Gone All Nuts Again

Lulu, please keep in mind that this is just a silly song. Santa is well known to be quite harmless. Just dance to this catchy tune while you ready the hot cider.

Witch Watch Walla Walla Confirms Wickidity Activity up Walla Walla Way

Yes, you read that right folks. For those of you in West Texas, particularly the residents of Nowhere, this can only come as welcome witch update. For residents of Walla Walla, however, this is a dark day indeed. Lo those many years with the Wicked Witch in exile out West Texas way, Walla Walla normalcy flourished. Now, however we have confirmed for sure an enchantment that has the area snagged in a strangeness. What can it mean? We'll certainly find out.