Meanwhile Up Walla Walla Way, A Dance Craze is Spawned

This is how wer're having our winter fun these days. Heads up Lulu, as this will surely catch on in Portland soon. As to the subject of this musical number, we can't yet speak authoritatively. It does seem to have something to do with chickens, but our Panel for the Analysis of the Metalinguistics and Existential Impact of Ridiculous Music Videos has yet to come to a conclusion. Some are arguing it's a critique of the hegemony of poultry and the societal impact of feather dusters as implements for inducing... Uh, well, let's just dance.

Weird up Walla Walla Way

Yes, it's true. The nocturnal creatures have returned to the New Black Mansion, and Wickidity did take hold for a brief time in our fair Washington abode, but the dark creatures that visited have been long arointed, and, after a hiatus of just one year, we begin anew our work in the anti-Wickidity trenches. Yes, the Witch has relocated to the Blues. Precisely where, we don't know, but she's in the region, for sure. She could even be back in her old hexing-grounds over in the emerald city. No worries, though, as our enchantments hold and our charms are strong.