Thursday, February 21, 2019

Calling the Shots



Metaphors are best dispensed as cocktails because myth is the language of magic and it has a wilder logic, as has here been amply demonstrated in the most obscure fashion. Obscuring is, of course, parcel to the project.https://phys.org/news/2019-02-astronomers-publish-sky-thousands-newly.html Warp and weave, cast and perl. Complete media/message integration is key. Thus the fashion report. We're keeping it frivolous in the NBM because. Obtuse is not the target. This has led to incessant bio-luminescence. That's just the facts. What one hides/reveals; what the shadow knows. You go by going, and thereby know.

All the world's a stage, the actors being programmed by the unfolding of the countervailing plotlines, the tricks and glamours of the magic of theater. Reality is the soap opera. Step out. Look in. Reality media is the mirror and the message. Key disruptonautics. Myth again. Some secrets while displayed keep, nevertheless, their silence.

Monday, February 18, 2019

So Colossal it Must Be a Many Waters Fashion Report




Teleportation of large anvils is the rage courant in the New Black Mansion as we look to a smashing Spring extravaganza of spangled space-themed metallics in the mixed prints mix. It's all a whimsical interpretation of the ancient myth of the twin cats of Schrodinger, but the cats are really anvils, which are alive and dead. It's an oblique reference that's best not to approach without sequins for a trompe l'oeil affect effect. Stay tuned for further reports on the fashion situation as it evolves here in the Many Waters, aka, Walla Walla.

Friday, February 15, 2019

Milk of Paradise Horchata, Now in Honeydew Flavor



For that extra kick when one finds oneself fighting Chupacabras in a the smokey forests of incense bearing trees; a savage landscape, wholey enchanted and lit only by waning moon. Hauntings of unusual intensity require ultimate refreshment, and New Honeydew Milk of Paradise Horchata will have everyone wondering through the holy dread you inspire, what your secret is for such vitality. The New Black mansion introduces a drink of bardic inspiration, all ingredients processed by glittering blades of pretty words for a pure neurolinguistic wantoning experience.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Dancing Declared By Decree, Non-Optional




That's right, folks. Time, once again, to bust a move. It's an important magical, age-defiance spell, coolness enhancement in your own mind and therefore all reality and mojo yoga, so do it. One resident wickidity expert has graciously offered to hex those who "wish to defy the edict." Just reporting. 

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Fortunately Unicorns Can...



Do any number of things.

Not Merely in the Grammar



Is the spelling. The metaphors contra-signify, myriad, the game being a shadow play. This is why mixed prints are a must. This is why bio-luminescence is a must. This is why paisley is the new black. Casting back, knit and perl. Invisibility is a game of camouflage, dependent always upon the context. We call intelligences from unusual places by different names, we call them, sometimes, "spirits." The descriptions are based on our context of seeing. Mundane sight forms the conception of second sight and such requires many layers of removal to conceive beyond. This is not the point at all. Get confused. It's non-optional. What this post is about, clearly, is method.

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Unicorns in the News -- Insects Are In On It

Our favorite imaginary friend has been pretty darned busy and aims to get busier, with the latest Herb iteration an eightfold Herb. We're calling this one Octo-Herb. There are no photos as yet, since the journey was a bit shattering, but Octo-Herb is a reality. As usual the world reacts with enthusiasm. Yes, even phylum arthropoda is getting into the Battle Unicorn craze. This sort of mad science is exactly why updates have been slow in this region. The New Black Mansion has been aswarm with activity, though.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/02/unicorn-praying-mantis-discovered-atlantic-forest/