Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Pensive, Ponderous and Puce

The mood in the New Black Mansion is pensive like a puzzled panther. We parse our utterances so obliquely that the intertextual connotations in the color references is practically puce with invidious citrine. Turgid, these platitudinous debacles, with a side of ham.

Monday, April 25, 2016

Spring in Walla Walla and Freaky Fun

Spring in Walla Walla is lovely. For this reason, we post a lovely ditty.

Invisible Friends are the Best Kind



Here in Walla, we know a few things about the strange. While well aquainted with shadows, we also have a fondness for even less substantial creatures. It's a barely known fact that some of the denzens of these parts spend part of their time being not seen in daylight and barely sensed at night. This is a strange land for a place that seems so utterly banal. The ordinary has such a peculiar sway here, that strangeness is weirdly powerful. It's oft speculated that the unusual normalcy of this place is what gave rise to a certain creature of extraordinary oddness. So, Lulu, keep your friends close, and your invisible ones co-existing in space-time.