Unusual Spike in Wickidity Detected in Walla Walla. Lulu in Hiding

It seems the rumors were true. West Texas has been experiencing a period of unprecedented normalcy, while there has been a sudden uptick in anomalous weirdness up Walla Walla way. We're speeding toward Walla Walla today to investigate. Stay tuned.

Setting Off on a Creepy Voyage to Parts Unnamed

Yes, we find ourselves fleeing today the confines of our dungeon. The dungeon, was, as you all know, our temporary digs after abandoning the Black Mansion to it's eternal bewitchment and hauntings. We can hear the screams of the restless dead even as we set out, begging us to stay and brook their torments unto madness. We've stowed the coffin and other accoutrements of our strange trade in the hold and the voyage has begun. Many thanks to the locals who gifted us with so many thorny branches on our departure. This could be a long strange trip.

The Von Drats at the Black Mansion Final Abandonment Party

Of course, as we make ready to abandon this rickety old haunted heap, we must take a moment to celebrate the many, many moments of Wickidity opposition that have taken place in this horrid house. The Von Drats stopped in to aid in the creepy merriment. Dance along Lulu.

A Journey is Nigh

The travails of escaping West Texas are well documented in this video from our friends of the Zombie Surf Camp. It's a long road ravaged by armadillos, javelinas, chupacabras and worse. The stars indicate we shall prevail, however. Our next top secret location has been chosen because of whisperings and natters regarding the Wicked Witch of West Texas and her future plans. It seems a name change is about to be in order, but that's really all we can say right now. Well, there is one more thing: Look out Lulu.

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