Sunday, July 11, 2010

Florida Senate Candidate with Anti-Witchcraft/Sorcery Platform



Paiboon Sunthonchart Jr., who is apparently running for a Senate seat Florida, has posted an open letter to all 50 governors of the United States, and the UN, warning of sorcery attacks. He has some fairly specific ideas about just how sorcerers attack, too. Here's a small excerpt from his letter:

- Government arresting these terrorist working in America, must happen, for the three hundred million American’s they have attacked. There should be no thought of impeachment but arresting the terrorist in governments working in witchcraft, remember, witchcraft is a crime.

- What is the world to think, when they shout, they are going to take over the world, and attack people, people of America, who do not agree will think, that they are bringing threats of bombs to our country and people of America, for government officials, talking loud and stupid in the war of Holy. It is stupid business of high school bullies, of only a small hand-full of terrorism by sorcery, that American government must stop. To American people and governments watching The American Civil War of Sorcery, American government looks weak, and the American people will see the same about the government, when the American government is afraid and ran by people afraid of a few sorcerers, when the Americans in the working world, take the sorcerers they are afraid of, out of body.

Interestingly enough his website also features a page for his talent agency. He'll represent models, actors and more. Sorcerers probably needn't apply, though stage magicians might be acceptable. The poor fellow wouldn't hold up too well in West Texas, what with the Wicked Witch of West Texas running roughshod over the populace. He'd probably also better avoid Walla Walla.  He might better be careful, however, because sorcerers vote too, and you don't want to offend the evil constituency.

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