And the Winner of the West Texas Halloween Costume Creep Off is... Lulu

Lulu as a Poisoned Princess: Perfect

The results are finally in. There was some tough competition, but truly, how can you beat this? A poisoned princess. Lulu has demonstrated both a subversive streak and a thorough knowledge of West Texas princess protocols. Let this also serve as a reminder to those of you unaccustomed to the ways of this dark locale: don't bring your princesses here, and whatever you do don't let anyone mistake you for a probable princess when you are sojourning in these parts. Obviously, Lulu gets an 'A' in West Texas Weirdness Studies class. Good work, Lulu.