Thanksgiving In West Texas Was Perfectly Weird

The Black Mansion was festooned with all of our creepiest Thanksgiving decorations, which is to say, the same as for Halloween. We basically just do the Halloween feast all over again because one Halloween per year is really not enough. We do another one in December. Everyone was all gussied up in their most horrific garb and the feasting lasted well into the night, after which the Wicked Witch sat abroom and took flight for some threatening sky writing. Morning found the skies still scrawled with her purple smoke proclamations, including a threat to hex all area residents with the worlds worst cankles. This, after someone had the audacity to question her claim that she was the originator of that portmanteau. She spooked the chupacabras and stirred up the jackalopes, but nobody was seriously hurt. So, in that vein we bring you a little ditty from Danger Mouse and Sparkle Horse called "Star Eyes (I Can't Catch It)."