Yet Another Dance Craze: The Freddie

 It's happening again. West Texas is a bit like the Bermuda Triangle of popular culture. Signals broadcast decades ago became lodged here and remain unnoticed by the inhabitants until once in a while they bounce around just so and some of the ancient technology we still rely on in this place untouched by the digital age receives a thing so strange and anachronistic that the inhabitants are enthralled. The latest and newest craze in this part of nowhere is the recently discovered dance "the Freddie." Residents have been spotted all over town hopping around doing this ridiculous dance. Surely it will pass and a sudden knee brace craze will be seen in it's place.