A Journey is Nigh

The travails of escaping West Texas are well documented in this video from our friends of the Zombie Surf Camp. It's a long road ravaged by armadillos, javelinas, chupacabras and worse. The stars indicate we shall prevail, however. Our next top secret location has been chosen because of whisperings and natters regarding the Wicked Witch of West Texas and her future plans. It seems a name change is about to be in order, but that's really all we can say right now. Well, there is one more thing: Look out Lulu.