A Gross Poem: Hagfish

Such a repulsive animal,
hagfish,
perfectly anti-appetizing,
loathesome in nearly
every way.

Somehow the pure disgustingness of the hagfish seemed to perfect subject for the first ever poem composed for this blog. We do hope you enjoy it, Lulu, as we're having a pool installed in the back yard for your next visit and plan to have it stocked with hagfish for your slimy enjoyment. Do hurry up here to Walla Walla soon, okay?