We reported not so long ago that upon abandoning her West Texas digs, at least temporarily, to go in search of Lulu, a certain Witch released her enchanted West Texas weirdos. They had long been loose in West Texas living as Chupacabras, after having been transformed by the Witch upon signing up for her art school wickidity special. It has long been her practice to entice art school graduates away from their coffee house jobs with promises of strangeness and danger only to enslave them as Chupacabras and set them to terrifying the denizens of whatever area she has chosen to torment. It should be noted that so far none of the former Chupacabras have had any complaints about their time with the Witch, most seeming disenchanted with the idea of returning to normal, everyday life. Many, in fact, are reported to be contemplating hitch-hiking to Washington to seek their old jobs back. Rumor has it the next weirdos are to be transformed into Sasquatches rather than Chupacabras. That has yet to be discovered, but it would make some sense, as there is a long history of Sasquatch activity in this region. In the mean time, one might just want to sit back and enjoy a little video.
Zelda del West
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