Meanwhile Up Walla Walla Way, A Dance Craze is Spawned

This is how wer're having our winter fun these days. Heads up Lulu, as this will surely catch on in Portland soon. As to the subject of this musical number, we can't yet speak authoritatively. It does seem to have something to do with chickens, but our Panel for the Analysis of the Metalinguistics and Existential Impact of Ridiculous Music Videos has yet to come to a conclusion. Some are arguing it's a critique of the hegemony of poultry and the societal impact of feather dusters as implements for inducing... Uh, well, let's just dance.