Cartoon Logic 101-- Or Enchanting for the Mondo Bizarro (hint: forget about probability)

We've said it before to no-one there, not even the chair, and we'll probably mumble it yet again into the abyss of distratification, but one should be brushing up on cartoon logic, Lulu,  as it is the order of this moment in the reality iteration. Do not be remiss, because this is the ecosystem in which your enchantments land, so take it into account. Also, Elvis says "hi". Elvis is surprisingly chatty and wise these days. Well, and really funny. That helps. As we've often noted in this hallowed space, there is never a bad time for a dance craze when no dance craze is expected. We could go on with some arcane and technical expositions on the new physics and the whimsical addition known as "The Wasp Effect", but this level of wack pseudo-science is an entire subject of its own. Just bust a move.