Nowhere Events Announcements Format

Announced henceforth in retrospects, as always, except when pre-somethinged, which sometimes happens. This format suits the time-adept best, as it ever allows for the selection of the most lurid bits. It makes perfect sense when one thinks of it. So, Lulu, as ever, carry on.

Also, if you see a good deal on a theremin, let us know. The playing of such would seem to be the most constructive sort of diversion. Which is to say, it would be awfully funny if one had a really idiotic sense of humor, which, luckily, is in abundance, here and abroad.