Were-Jackalope Sighted and Cited -- Updated

That's right. The dreaded, mostly-non-existent were-jackalope appears to be existing and has a few ravishing insights, if one credits a tale told by a Jackalope, full of bluster and nonsense as they are known to be, and yet, if were, is it Jackalope we hear, or the whisper of some other thing in a weirdo's ear? Either way, it signifies. Esoteric or exoteric, the distinction meaningless to the connoisseur of wack logics. Don't worry about the critters. Just observe their actions. This story is developing, since the creature is likely in a talkative mood.

Update:
"Yeah, I'd quote what it said, if I understood a lick of it," said Hairy Sam, self-identified, and probably someone else, per the local custom in certain locales. Existence is getting slippery some ways, when everyone wears a bland disguise. That may be the message in the medium, so to speak, of the appearance of the mythic beast in its most exotic form. Inversions are the focus, in many dimensions. The cat's been stalking the periphery, eyes aglow. Everyone's fur is ravishing. We'll have a random newsish thing above. Take it as a constant metaphor.

The new tarantula, who has not yet a name, is settling.