Chicken vs. Egg --- The Final Showdown

High noon, Walla Walla's town square will be the site of a good ol' debate and possibly shootout of some sort. Don't panic, since it will probably just be absurd or something. It might even get deadly boring by lapsing into a battle of wits among the vastly qualified. Which is to say, a siesta, of sorts, although we in the New Black Manse might rather prefer a more active and boogie-oriented outbreak to seed some nice fun and crazy into the mix. By this, I mean, of course a dance hex is probably in the offing because, in the immortal lines of Cyndi Lauper, "All things just want to have fun." That's a kinda big secret hidden in plain sight in a very ditzy package. You could also tell anyone that and it would never matter a bit, which makes it kinda more fun, which is a big part of certain persons' modus operandi, it would seem. Just a note to the wise, that, for anyone who has actually taken the time to ponder the points already posited here regarding cartoon logic and its current... hmm, well, incurrence into realities formerly not quite so permeable to its workings. Anyway, the actual point buried under this:

"Time Travel and Precognition-- What's Up With That Anyway?" The question bears vast implications for all sorts of dimensional physics. Elvis appeared on the evening of the 13th, a fact that I didn't know about until the 14th, though Elvis appeared in the Black Mansion on the 12th. Embedded here was likely some sort of joke not understood by this party. Anyway, the 13th, was, apparently, to kick off the event, with Herb the Battle Unicorn making a heavy metal appearance on the scene the very next day and by complete surprise, in keeping with the practice of a trick, or a practical joke. These were materialized appearances, to be clear. In truth, the event was long conjured, but, providential in complete. Keep in mind that all things relevant to the practice of time hi-jinks are susceptible to supreme levels of multiple perspectives, or simultaneous narratives. The connections are wack.The study of asynchronies is the study of synchronies. Participants and combatants alike are encouraged to make liberal use of ambiguity and jokes as a way of not getting too literal. That can only turn out funny, so, you know. Your own risk.

What could be the purpose of so much jibber-jabber on complex philosophy, besides an urge to indulge in a few senseless acts of academic jargon for pure obfuscatory affect? The medium sometimes is the message as well as the simulacrum of the message. Also, the exact opposite and other iterations and stuff. Don't worry. It's all sorted.