Elvis Arrives, Apace

Abide, dear readers, for the conjured iterations of Elvis arrive apace. Imagine our surprise upon encountering a materialized iteration of The King in the heart of the Many Waters last night. The form he took, a glorious and glamorous creature the call Elvez. Songs were sung and wine poured freely and there was an actual, literal dance craze happening in public. Since we get our information form sources other than the UB, this was a surprise of shattering proportion but that's a pretty great sensation. These are the sorts of materializations one expects upon doing this nonsense in the ecosystem created thusly, but its a mind-melter, too. The web isn't tangled, so much as it's complexified.