Everyone's Talking About Cartoon Logic

It's time once again for our disclaimer/public service announcement. Cartoon logic has subsumed all according to the basement mad scientist. This has been obvious for some time, so it barely merits note, but at times of high velocity it's good to Recalibration mediawise. This has become positively restrictive.  Novelty is a strange attractor. Humor has a special resonance. A reality hacking narrative is necessarily non-linear. All is process, so it follows that this is.