A Large Zoo of Locations and Why the Spiral

Astronomers listening to the midnight radio have been hearing the work of some wacky interstellar DJ. These are the nocturnal transmissions of evernight for those who traverse beams of cosmic light, from "a zoo of locations" or so say our informants. Naturally, the "scientists" in question don't recognize the funky beat and they're probably immune to the dance craze carried thereby. We have no such encumbrances, and so, a dance craze is hereby declared, movement the meditative device that sets the chakras alight. We needn't mention the reason for the galaxy of origin's spiral shape, surely. We've been writing for some time about the need to form an anti-gravity coalition to combat the excessively coercive nature of gravity, which has been the impetus for the many dance hexes so far lobbed into the space/time continuum. Get moving, folks, and do it with sequins.