Lecture: Cartoon Logic and Eventual Freak Out

The Phoenix Church of Higher Vibratory Resonation shall be sponsoring a lecture whenever enough folks show up today regarding the efficacy of cartoon logic for creating novelty-enhanced reality warpage. Cartoon logic is a subject on which one Wicked Witch-- High Priestess of Wickidity at the Phoenix Church considers herself a big fat expert for reasons of questionable sanity. Nevertheless, cartoon logic has been found to have a certain efficacy in the influencing of chaos for much the same reason that jokes and dancing are important tools in the wacky tool box. The event will likely devolve into a complete freak out, which should be more entertaining than a lecture.