Getting Ready for the Super-Moon

Strange happenings are almost surely in store tonight, as the moon will be in perigee-syzygy, though not, as most sources are suggesting, for the first time in 18 years. It will be the closest "supermoon" this year, out of several, though. We're having a moonlight basking party here at the ranch to work on our phosphorescence, and one lucky winner will receive an all expense paid trip (via a magical carpet steamer) to the surface of the moon. When you see that great big moon up there tonight watch for our lucky winner. I'm sure he or she will give a wave however strong those solar winds may blow.