Buffalo Gals and Lulu's Got a New Dance

It looks like it's about time for a new dance craze. We're hoping Lu will get down with Buffalo Gals, because we're about to head out to the open range, that home away from home where the buffalo roam and the fear and the loathing are never far away. Chupas feast on the blood of poisoned princesses even as we make our preparations, but that's of no concern. When you bring your princesses to this wild land only misery awaits, and for those of us in chupa husbandry, we welcome the addition of princesses to the diet of our foul stock. It's well known they only feast up on goats, after all, when there are no princesses available. Don't worry, Lu, dangerous as it is, we do not go into that foul abyss unprepared. The demon steeds are harnessed up and the hounds of Hell are baying. We've packed our Texas strength hair gel, which is infused with organic oblivion potion and extract of flowers of evil.