Many Waters Dance Craze Alert

Word to the wise, there, as when these things break out, there's no telling how far it will go. Of course, the story is developing. Update: Anyone could have predicted it would get silly, and it has.




The situation in Walla Walla is completely out of control. It's a Red Alert, with so many songs, so many dances. All this does is lend energy to wildly unstable conditions which might scandalize sensitive types.




It's going to take a bit to sort out the plasmic and electo-magnetic shifts such as this fluttering might engender. Also, we've spoken at length about the performance-enhancing effects of red running shoes, which has nothing to do with the actual physics of light-resistance.

Who even knows what this is about?



Who knows what any of this is about?