Workshop: Prepping for the Return of Elvis

Yes, it's true. The King has decided to come out of hiding and take his show on the road, like in the old days, but not. This time it's going to be more fun. More Elvises. More cosmic weirdness, because Elvis now exists as a huge band of extra-dimensional Elvis impersonators who have all been sanctioned by the King to function as iterations of Elvis, in any way they deem appropriate. Clearly that's a pretty deep and wide can of worms, but the project is guided by the self iterating expansional being formerly known as Elvis, who is a good dancer. Is this just another way to justify a Walla Walla dance craze? Probably, but if it is, that is a pretty weird way to go. The activity hardly requires justification. (There are many matters of inter-dimensional physics to be pondered, here, but that's a large topic for later.)

The main point is that if you were thinking of doing some retro-fashion hounding, getting in on the ground floor is usually a good idea. Like when you kept that Member's Only jacket to ironically don decades later. Don't forget you heard it here, first and be prepared like a highly decorated, completely fabulous Eagle Scout. To clarify: this post is the actual workshop.